Xena Carpenter

Registerfly Debacle: The New World Orders Ultimate Reigns of Hell.

"You take the blue pill, the story ends...you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." Morpheus, The Matrix.

And the rabbit hole is indeed deep folks. There is a lot more to the "racketeerfly"/"retard fly"/Registerfly debacle [debacle is derived from latin meaning "staff"] that you do not know about, not informed of, or not knowing how to decipher the writing on the wall. For those of you who own a domain name [or a whole stack of domain names, or if you don't even own any at all], keep reading because your future and livelihood on the internet is at stake.

Those who have domains registered through Registerfly are finding their way to a gripe forum called Registerflies [being run by a nameless Admin Owner], only to be told [in "promises"] of how everything will be sorted out and to ride out the storm [you've heard the same excuse before with the stormpuke fiasco]. All the while websites remain broken [revenue being lost, businesses being put on hold] and email remains lost because DNS records and MX records cannot be changed at Registerfly because of the lock down *supposedly* ordered by ICANN.

All the while domains are expiring each passing day and are being picked up by two hackers [who think it's funny that millions are at the mercy of Registerfly]. One from Finland and one from the United States. The following info is courtesy of those who had their domains stolen and proof [below] of when they tried viewing their domain, that it got forwarded to the website that you see:

This is the one hacker that owns that website:

LoonSoft Domain Services
716 N 1st St
Minneapolis
55401
Minnesota
UNITED STATES
mcclain@looneys.net
+161.23758842

This is the hacker [accomplice] from finland who has been stealing domains for the Loonsoft moron. Welho is a TV station in Finland:

Tero Ristivehmas
Porthaninkatu 9 L 222
Helsinki
00530
Finland
+1.358407694329
terox@welho.com

That's just the sound of the beginning thunder in the sky. Here is what you do not know about Registerfly. The Unified Names site IS Registerfly. It's just another name they hid behind to continue to boast about their "efforts". Registerfly was [and still is] run by Enom, another registrar. Enom [which is also hiding behind the registrar name of namecheap] is claiming innocence and trying to smell like a rose [more on them in a little bit]. Glenn Stansbury, one of the persons that is taking over Registerfly and is temporary CEO is actually a money collection agent. He runs Atlantic Receivable Solutions, LLC, a collection agency in New Jersey:

Atlantic Receivable Solutions, LLC
Glenn Stansbury
PO Box 392
Manasquan, NJ 08736
1-866-473-2348 – Collection Agency

Mark Klein, now ex-veep of Registerfly, actually lives in Canada and not the United States like he's led people to believe. He previously worked for Tucows, Inc [another registrar, will also be discussing them in a bit] for 5 years and *supposedly* has over 12 years of experience in wholesale, retail and experience in selling internet solutions. Years of knowing how to scam people out of money in other words.

Mirzaian Schoenbrodt LLP, the law firm that is "representing" Registerfly has a license to practice law in 4 states. One of those states is California. History has a bad habit of repeating itself, doesn't it?

"I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see." Neo, The Matrix.

There is more to the domain wars nightmare. It's not *all* about Registerfly. Godaddy, the number one registrar on the net is also part of the nightmare. So is ICANN. Or "In Can" as they should be named as, with the slogan of "In garbage cans we trust". Someone once told me that money talks and bullshit walks. I will show you how. But before I do, I want you to know that anagram means a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another. The anagram of "anagrams" is "Nag A Mars".

Now let's take a GOOD look at the logos of Registerfly, Enom, Godaddy, Tucows, and ICANN:

Registerfly's slogan is "fly through your registration".

Enom's slogan is "powering the domain industry".

Godaddy's slogan is "make a name with us".

Tucows does not have a slogan [that I know of].

ICANN stands for Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers

Did you take a good look? Look again because now the writing on wall is being deciphered. Registerfly's logo looks like an object out of the Harry Potter books. I am referring to what is called the golden snitch. The snitch is a small ball with wings [that flies around] that is very important to catch, as it's the only way to end the quidditch game.

Before you bring out the crazy label, look at the anagrams of "Registerfly":

Greet Fly Sir [Fly is defined as a bird or other winged creature]

Restyle Frig [Frig is a euphemism for masturbate]

Remember I just told you about the lies and games Registerfly is playing. Register--Fly. Think in terms of cash register. Instead of flying through your registration, they are flying away from you with your money and domains.

Enom is no better because all domains registered through Registerfly are being handled by Enom. Enom claims that they are separate from Registerfly. Really? Oh puleeze. Who are they fooling with their "powering the domain industry" slogan. Their logo looks like a variation of the eye of horus. Horus is another name for satan. Go google some horus eye pictures if you don't believe me. This gets better [sarcasm]. Look at the anagrams of "enom":

Omen [Think in terms of sign]

Me On [Look at the M in the enom logo. The M is sticking it's arm through the eye. Enom, "Me On" humping Horus. Gross.]

No Me [Meaning one sided relationship. They are not there to help you, other than seeing what's in your pockets.]

Meno [Meno is derived from Italian, meaning "less".]

Nome [Nome [in historical terms] is one of the 36 territorial divisions of ancient Egypt. Nome is also an administrative division of modern Greece. Nome is derived from greek, meaning "to divide".]

Mone [y] [If you add a "y" to it, you get money. It's no coincidence that money rhymes with honey.]

[D] emon [If you add a "d" to it, you get demon.]

Are you puking yet? You should be, because Godaddy is not number one for no reason. Look at the cartoon-like logo of theirs. Face of a nearly bald man [the wisps look like fire] with glasses and a star tattooed on the side of his forehead. Mark of the beast is more like it. Mark in or on the forehead or hand. Lucifer is referred to as "morning star". Bright star of the day.

Lucifer is all about perversion. "Make a name with us" is what Godaddy toots. Should I point out that the Godaddy super bowl ads are sexually suggestive. Make a name with perverts. Play with perverts. Perverts belong behind locked cell doors with the keys thrown in the river.

Does the two headed cow logo of Tucows scare you? It should. You do know that the anagram of "Tucows" is "Cut Sow". Sow is plant [seed] by scattering it on or in the earth. Cutting the competition is more like it. Cutting out those that are better. The two headed cow should be a reminder in terms of DNA tampering and cloning. Do you want a cloned hamburger for dinner? Maybe ICANN would.

Have you ever seen the movie[s] called "Nightmare on Elm Street"? Can you see Freddy's claws on the ICANN logo? Look at the curved lines. Or you can think of them as devil horns. Freddy rhymes with Teddy. I did say before [go back and look if you don't believe me] that the anagram of "ICANN" is "In Can". In garbage cans we trust. Garbage is filth. Lies. Anything that comes from the garbage can never had credibility in the first place.

For those that think ICANN will help sort out the domain wars, better think again. Remember that ICANN stands for Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers. Meaning that they are a "Corporation". Corporation FOR assigned names and numbers. They are not there for the people folks. The ASSIGNED NAMES AND NUMBERS part should be raising eyebrows, clubs and uproars. Assign is derived from latin, meaning "to sign". Name and Number. Name of the beast and his number. Look at the anagrams of

Name--->Mean

Number--->Burn Me

Corporation assign name and number. Translation: Corporation to sign, mean burn me.

And you THOUGHT there was some freedom on the internet?????

"They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys, and that means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.", Morpheus, The Matrix.

I stand to lose all of my domain names and stand to never get them back because of my "big mouth". I do not care because what is going on/being done is wrong. The monsters can attest that no amount of intimidation/harassment will make me go away. Not even death threats.

A piece of advice [I have heard from someone] for those who have lost their domains or have their domains held hostage. It's better to register your domain through a registrar that does not have accreditation [approval] from ICANN. There are many, many registrars out there and not all of them are ICANN "approved". I will not name rogue registrars as the monsters don't need any more power.

Consider yourself warned. The clock is ticking. Stand up now or be prepared to go quietly into the night. Stay tuned. I am far from being through with the morons of the new world order.

You're Crazy says Gnarls Barkley

I can't say if Barkley is a fan of The Watcher Files, but he does have a point with his song. And that is to think twice in your life.

Barkley says "And I can die when I'm done". No I'll die when the most high allows it and not one minute before. Die another day is my motto.

Lyrics to "Crazy":

Gnarls Barkley
Crazy [Lyrics]

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind,
There was something so pleasant about that place...
Even your emotions had an echo in so much space.

And when you're out there, without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch.
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough:
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Probably (Or Possibly)

And I hope that you are having the time of your life,
But think twice, that's my only advice.

Come on now who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you Think you are, ha ha ha, bless your soul,
You really think you're in control!

Well,
I think you're crazy...
I think you're crazy...
I think you're crazy...
Just like me.

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb,
And all I remember is thinkin' I wanna be like them.

Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun,
And it's no coincidence I've come,
And I can die when I'm done.

But maybe I'm crazy?
Maybe you're crazy?
Maybe we're crazy?
Probably!

Recipe: Cheesy Shrimp on Grits Toast

Someone sent me a recipe of something that is supposed to be good. Now while it's kind of useless for me because I don't cook, I thought I would post it on my blog for those that like to tinker with pots and spoons.

The only things that sound good to me from the ingredients are butter, cream cheese, half and half. Forget chicken broth or any broth. I will have to run to the bathroom all day. Same reason why I don't drink coffee or even chocolate milk anymore. Forget salt. I can live without it. Half and Half is good to throw in your potatoes to make them more fluffy and rich. Heck I can eat a brick of cream cheese plain and think nothing of it. Same thing with the sticks of butter. Should I dare mention that I like eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. Same thing with mayonnaise. Forget putting the frosting on the cake. Just eat it out of the can with a spoon like it's pudding.

Gross you say? Do you know that lobster is actually from the cockroach family. No I am not joking about it. It's an arthropod. If you don't believe me, go google it. And you wonder why you should only eat fish with scales and fins on it. Fishes that have scales and fins on them don't absorb the toxins like the other fishes in the sea do. The scales help filter out the toxins. The shelled type fish have bad toxins in them. That is why fishers like to catch them when they are babies. Because the baby shell fish have the least toxins in them because they haven't been in the ocean long.

Anyway, here is the recipe, as is, notes and all:

Shrimp and Grits Party Treats [Altered version of Cheesy Shrimp on Grits Toast]

4 cups turkey or chicken broth (turkey broth taste better)
1 1/8 to 1 1/4 cups quick cooking grits
1/2 cup graded sharp chedder cheese (or cheese of your choice)

Bring broth to a boil, pour in grits and stir rapidly, cut burner back to low, cover and cook for approx.. 6 to 8 minutes. You can stir once during this time to make sure it doesn't stick to bottom of pan. It might be better if you use a coated pan or spray with Pam before cooking this.

Grease a long pan 9 X 13. After grits are done, pour into pan and refrigerate for 2 hours. Use a round cookie cutter (small one - approx. 1 3/4" in dia.) cut out as many rounds as you can out of this. In order not to have any wastage, if you have a square cookie cutter, use that, but make sure it's small. This should be approximately 1/2 to 5/8" thick.

Place the cut out pieces onto a greased long pan and bake approx. 30 to 40 minutes, remove and turn over, basting the top with melted butter, return them to the oven and cook another 30 to 40 minutes at 375°. These will be golden brown. (Depends on how accurate your stove is in cooking). Remove from oven and let cool.

During that time, have your 8 oz.. pkg of cream cheese softened, add 1 tab. cream or less, 1 1/2 tab. finely chopped fresh parsley, and 1 lb boiled shrimp cut into small pieces, 1/4 cup parmesan cheese. (you can use any cheese you want in here) Mix well, put a dollop on each round of cooked grits, and top with a little sharp grated cheese. Return to oven til cheese is melted good. Yummy !!!!

Notes:

I didn't put a top on it cause I don't have shrimp and didn't want to buy any. Shrimp is expensive. You could use crab meat or ham instead of shrimp. I can tell you right now it will not be the same (in taste) if canned chicken broth is used. I know she said half and half, but I put down there cream. Don't know if it will make a difference or not. Doubt it. Now Xena what they tell you on tv will be different online cause I caught this one cook doing that one time. I was writing it down as they were saying it, but when I went to look at the recipe online, it was 1/4 difference in sugar. I wrote to them, but of course never heard anything back in response. They will trick you.

14 ounces of broth is a lot of broth and not much grits. So if you made this according to her recipe, hers would be so watery it would not hold together. Mine was thinner than I liked, but I was going by the recipe on the box of grits. I could have used more grits. So this is not an accurate recipe she has here:

Cheesy Shrimp on Grits Toast
Recipe courtesy Paula Deen
Show: Paula's Home Cooking
Episode: House Warming

3 (14-ounce) cans chicken broth
1 1/3 cups quick-cooking grits
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter, melted
8-ounce package cream cheese, softened
1 tablespoon half-and-half
1/2 cup grated Italian cheese blend
1 teaspoon chopped parsley leaves
1/2 pound cooked, peeled, and deveined shrimp, chopped
1/2 cup grated Cheddar

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

Bring broth to a boil in a large saucepan. Stir in grits, and return to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 5 minutes, or until grits are thickened, stirring occasionally. Stir in cheese and salt. Remove from heat. Spoon grits into a greased 9 by 13-inch baking pan. Cover, and chill at least 2 hours, or until firm. Un-mold grits onto a large cutting board. Cut out 48 (1 1/2-inch) circles using a round or fluted cookie cutter. Brush a large jellyroll pan with melted butter. Place grit rounds on pan. Bake for 15 minutes. Turn grits, and bake 45 minutes more. Set aside. (Up to this point, the recipe can be prepared ahead. If preparing early, cover and refrigerate grit rounds until you are ready to top with shrimp mixture.)

In a large bowl, combine cream cheese and half-and-half, stirring until combined. Stir in cheese, parsley, and shrimp. Top each grits round evenly with shrimp mixture. Top mixture with grated Cheddar. Broil 5 minutes, or until lightly browned and heated through.

Three Faces of Howard K. Stern

The story of Anna Nicole Smith's death and the father of her baby are getting more and more twisted by the day. So twisted that I am sorting out all the details.

Meanwhile, here is a cartoon that one of my friends made for all of us to enjoy: