I don't know who actually wrote this, as it was sent to me from another yahoo group:
The Gospel According to Bushicus
Chapter 1
1. And the UN President called unto the Bush, and spoke unto him out of the tabernacle of the world, saying,
2. Speak unto the citizens of America, and say unto them, if any one of you brings an offering unto the UN, you shall bring an offering of your taxes, even of the bank account, and of the wealth.
3. If their offering be a tax of their savings, let them offer a worker without conscience; they shall offer it of their own voluntary will at the door of the Congress before the Bush.
4. And when any will offer property unto the Bush, it shall be of fine gold, and he shall pour crude oil upon it, and put wheat thereon.
5. And he shall bring it to the Cheney's underlings, the Senators; and he shall take out his portion of the gold, and all the crude oil, and all the wheat thereof; and the Senators shall make a monument of it upon Capital Hill, to be an offering made by taxes, of a sweet savor unto the Bush.
6. And the remnant of the tax offering shall be the Cheney's and his Senators; it is a thing most emblematic of the Bush made by sacrifice.
7. And the Bush spoke unto the Cheney, saying,
8. Speak unto the citizens of America, saying, If a citizen shall speak in ignorance against any of the Executive Orders of the Bush concerning things he ought not to know, and shall act against any one of them,
9. Then let him bring for his ignorance his checkbook, unto the Bush for a penance.
10. And he shall bring his checkbook to the door of the Congress before the Bush, and shall put his pen to the checkbook to empty his account before the Bush.
11. And the Senator that is appointed shall take of the checkbooks funds and bring them to the Temple of Congress.
12. And he shall take from it all the funds of the checkbook for the penance, and sprinkle gold dust upon it seven times before the Bush, before the door of the Oval Office.
13. And the citizen who spoke against the Bush will retreat in penance, singing the praises of the Bush, and of the Cheney, and of all the Senators with them.
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