I've been in a real pissy mood lately. Thought I would post this since the Top5 site pokes fun out of everything under the sun.....
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Gee, your list smells terrific!
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July 28, 2006
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We'll be back "live" again on Monday.
Here's a list from our archives,
originally published on September 2, 1999.
The Top 14 New Marketing Slogans for Hell
(Part I)
14> All the sweatin', none of the Richard Simmons.
13> No cover charge for politicians and lawyers.
12> Hey, it can't possibly suck worse than a life without sin.
11> Come for the suffering, stay for our fabulous salad bar!
10> Y666K compliant!
9> Playboy Channel in all rooms. Heated lava pool.
We'll leave the lake of fire burning for you.
8> Just like work -- only worse!
7> Yeah, like it's really possible to stand on a cloud.
6> It's not the heat, it's the eternity.
5> Radio Bolton -- All Michael, All Day, For All Eternity
4> Unlike Heaven, we don't care if you wear pants.
3> Come meet your favorite Hollywood stars!
2> (Please help get us out of here! We promise never to work
in marketing again!!)
and Topfive.com's Number 1 New Marketing Slogan for Hell...
1> Did Somebody Say McDammit?
Here's a list from our archives,
originally published on September 3, 1999.
The Top 14 New Marketing Slogans for Hell
(Part II)
14> 99 percent Osmond-free!
13> Welcome "Ye-Of-Little-Faith" Conventioneers!
12> Get in line now for the O.J. Simpson autograph booth!
11> You've come a wrong way, baby.
10> Wimps Wear Wings.
9> Your Blistered Ass: It's What's For Breakfast, For All Eternity.
8> "...but it's a dry heat!"
7> Playing now and forever in the Lucifer Lounge: Frank Sinatra!
6> Free ice skating after Al Gore's election.
5> Can 10,000 Nazi Stormtroopers Be Wrong?
4> As seen on the UPN Network!
3> Just did it.
2> There: World-Renowned Goody Two Shoes Mother Teresa
Here: World-Renowned Porn Star Busty McSleazy
Your choice, dude.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 New Marketing Slogan for Hell...
1> Butt. Fry. Er.
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