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August 10, 2006
The Top 14 Web Acronyms We'd Like to See
(Part I)
14> MAMILCR: Middle-aged man in lesbian chat room.
13> IMCO: In my correct opinion.
12> IYFBIIWOK: If you're FBI, I was only kidding.
11> WWMS: What would Mel say?
10> BRBCB: Be right back -- cannibalism break.
9> WWWWWJD: Wanking while watching "Willy Wonka?" Just disgusting!
8> CDYIHJBS: Congratulations, dumbass! Your identity has just
been stolen.
7> IJLAYLJSYSMPOYB: I'm just laughing at your lameass jokes so
you'll send me pics of your boobs.
6> TSYHIOHP: That sound you hear is our helicopter, pervert.
5> SIYW: Surprise! I'm your *WIFE*!
4> GGMHWTV: Gotta go, Mom's here with the vacuum.
3> LOTSMKPFGM: Logging off to sell my kid's plasma for gas money.
2> AIIOMGSTV: "American Idol" is on -- must go shoot television.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Web Acronym We'd Like to See...
1> MDSYMSCAMANHH2YHWALS: My dad saw your MySpace comment about me
and now he's headed to your house with a loaded shotgun.
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The Runner Up & Honorable Mention submissions
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RUNNERS UP list -- ZZZZZZ
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CYRTIE: Could you repeat that in English?
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
DJTC12390N1HTHOF: Dave Juurlink, Toronto Canada - 1, 2, 3 (90th
#1/Hat Trick!/Hall of Famer)
(Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada)
ESEFAS: Eshewing standard English for alacrity's sake.
(Joseph Moore, Concord, CA)
PAMA: Passed out masturbating, again.
(John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA)
TONTOP: Time out; need to oil penis.
(Richard Skora, Columbus, OH)
TSBHOAPS: That's so Britney's head on a porn star!
(Joseph Moore, Concord, CA)
VI*GRA: Very important -- go right ahead.
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
WTHMB: Where the hell's my Blackberry?
(David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO)
WWKFD?: What would K-Fed do?
(Doug Finney, Houston, TX)
YAWDBYMFSOB: You and what DDoS Botnet, you *Network unreachable*
(Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina)
YSPITWOH!: You're so pretty I'm typing with one hand!
(Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
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HONORABLE MENTIONS list -- WTF?
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ALIWBIRWRULN: Acting like I'm working but I'm really writing
runners up list names.
(Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL)
BBLATNCHD: Be back later after the neighbor closes her drapes.
(Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL)
CTWSBM: Can't talk; wife standing behind me.
(Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
IHCRTMOMRI: I hate chat rooms; text me on my RAZR instead.
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
IYWMMWAYM: If you won't meet me, what about your mom?
(Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA)
JASWIWTSOTM: Just a sec while I wipe this stuff off the monitor.
(Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA)
(John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN)
LSHIPAHSTMN: Laughed so hard I passed a ham sandwich through my
nose.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
MBFLEH: My big fat lazy ex-husband.
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
MUIUMC: My underwear is up my crack!
(Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN)
NAMD: Need another Mountain Dew.
(Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI)
ROTFLFLC: Rolling on the floor looking for lost contact.
(Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
TGYCSMAISHIMDB: Thank God you can't see me, as I'm sitting here in
my dirty boxers.
(Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA)
WTKRPAHV: Watching the Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson honeymoon video.
(L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA)
WYD: Who's your daddy?
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
YLPMIRWM: Your lame phish mail is riddled with misspellings.
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)
YMBTT: You're boring me to tears.
(Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA)
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August 11, 2006
The Top 14 Web Acronyms We'd Like to See
(Part II)
14> LOLUISM: Laughed out loud until I soiled myself.
13> DOMETH: Dirty old man emulating teenage hottie.
12> CSYJSAUC: Congratulations, stud -- you just solicited an
undercover cop.
11> ROTFOF: Rolling on the floor on fire.
10> NYTNARF2020: Nubile young teen -- not a reporter from "20/20."
9> TULHBC!: THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!
8> TSWJA-WDTSSDWDDDDD: There she was just a-walking down the
street, singing, "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do."
7> GFBMDJFNTGFA: [Gasping for breath] My dog just farted --
need to get fresh air!
6> D!: Dude!
5> IAARWIDLWMP: In an alternate reality where I don't live with
my parents.
4> YSHICWTM: You're so hot I came without touching myself.
3> ADHD: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
2> TTYNPMRFBTP: Thanks to your nudie pix, my right forearm's
bigger than Popeye's.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Web Acronym We'd Like to See...
1> GGTBCOMFD: Gotta go -- the baby's choking on my flash drive.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
The Runner Up & Honorable Mention submissions
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RUNNERS UP list -- SOL
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ABBIRTWTTMSNEHATQFSNFMBSNDWAIWITTA: Answering belatedly because I
read the whole thread to make sure nobody else had answered the
question first so nobody flames me but someone no doubt will
answer it while I'm typing this acronym.
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
CYHMGMOOANB?: Can you help me get money out of a Nigerian bank?
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)
IYSP: In your sister's pants.
(Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA)
MYAAOSCGNRIH: May you and all other spell-checking grammar Nazis
rot in hell!
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
NTSWCO: No, the stains won't come out.
(John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA)
OCTP!: Off come the pants!
(Brad Hamer, Austin, TX)
OpGhYu!2WeNmM,KlAsSdTy: Oh, God, YESSS! Whoops... now my keys are
stuck together.
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)
PYNAC?: Promise you're not a cop?
(Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL)
(Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX)
SHKAGBHSIC: Still haven't kissed a girl, but have several in cages.
(Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)
WDYHTBTGAN1AH: Who do you have to blow to get a #1 around here?
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
WILC: Warning -- I love cats!
(Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL)
itialctbuaiatoliarhfv: i type in all lower case to be unique and i
also talk out loud in a ridiculously high falsetto voice
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
Runners Up list name
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)
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HONORABLE MENTIONS list -- T5TP
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$150I2MFA1H"D"!: $150 is too much for a 1-hour "date"!
(Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA)
A?S?L?ROFB?: Age? Sex? Location? Real or fake boobs?
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
AFKBC: Away from keyboard, boss coming.
(Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA)
DISMCMOTK: Darn! I spilled my chocolate milk on the keyboard.
(Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA)
DYKMUA!: Dammit, you knocked me up again!
(Doug Finney, Houston, TX)
FIB: Floodwaters in basement.
(Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA)
GITMO: Gastrointestinally thunderous mirth outburst.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
GPIT: Go play in traffic.
(Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA)
HFSM!: Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster!
(Kim Moser, New York, NY)
HODNBCIATD: Hold on, "Dateline NBC" is at the door.
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
LOAD: Log off and die.
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
RCGCH: Rosie's cramping, gotta change hands.
(Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL)
TDP: That'll do, pig.
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
TTsFN: (Breasts) for nerds.
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
WTFDIC?: What the f*ck do I care?
(Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)
YTSL2C: Yer Tiping Sux, Lern 2 Cpel!
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)
Honorable Mentions list name
(Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA)
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